MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Slick Wellies
A strange phenomenon out of Ireland has transformed frequenters of the best bar in the world into the world's best gardeners. How, you ask? With a substance deposited into their boots when left outside the door as part of an old Iris tradition.

The Wooly Sheepsquatch
With Sheepsquatch sightings on the rise and the introduction of the "Hoary Sheepsquatch", it's yeti-like relative, new rumors are circulating about the possibility of riches to be found in the furry coat of a particularly wooly version said to be hoarded by wool farms in the U.S. southeast.

The Beige
The latest crop of alleged UFO abductees all seem to be reporting a new type of alien similar to the Greys... but with a much improved sense of interior decor. How much difference would it make to you if your captors were well dressed and tastefully made up?

The Rubber Glove Effect
All sorts of creepy self-animated behaviors of rubber apparel have been reported out of the San Francisco area lately. One listener reports his fear of being strangled by a rubber dish glove in his sleep. Is it time to lock up your waterproof wear until we have answers?

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