DHP Episode - 8/9/2013 - Don't Bury Me... I'm Not Dead!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

Subway Sharks
Something fishy is going on in New York City, as a shark was discovered to have died due to asphyxiation (lack of breathable water) when an unexpected delay in the subway traffic stretched arrival times beyond it's limits...

Specters Spook Stockholm, Pockets Picked
In Stockholm Sweden, a creepy crowd of ghostly gowned figures are attracting attention… so much attention, in fact, that they come away not noticing that their pockets were emptied while gaping at the ghastly procession.  But are the visages in white just people dressed up as a distraction for the thieves, or are they actual spirits who are out for a bit of extra coin?

Don't Bury Me… I'm Not Dead!
A man, pronounced dead, in China recently stood up from beneath his white sheet, stepped back onto the street, and downed a liter of water saying "It was just too hot!"  Is this a case of fraudulent death as a publicity stunt, or another sighting of Han the Ever Living?  (And if it's Han, will China be the first to unlock immortality now that they have him in custody?)

Memories… or Memorex?
Scientists now claim to have discovered methods of implanting false memories directly into the brain using a customized virus and a fiber optic lead into the hippocampus.  With such a subtle method of fooling the mind… could we one day discover that our own memories are mere fabrications placed there by The Man?

Demons In The Cushions
This creepy photo depicts something eerie peering out from the sofa cushions.  Look closely, and you'll see it.  What is it?  Could it be Angels?  Might it have come from a portal?  You decide!

Is this a demon living in the sofa? 

And More!