MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

News

The Cthulhu Flasher
Reports of a white male flasher stalking shady public areas in Portland Oregon of late are not exactly exaggerated… in fact, our sources within the Portland PD suggest that the descriptions of the perpetrator being human are not exactly correct.

The Sea Star Affliction
Is it radiation, pollutants, or some unknown disease causing large numbers of starfish - an important component in our oceanic ecosystem - to rip themselves in twain?

Ghost Hunter to Hunt For Demonic Possession
A well known television ghost hunter has arranged to purchase the house we recently discussed in Indiana… you know, the one with the kids literally walking up walls in front of police officers who have attested to it? He says he plans to live there, but is it safe?

Tumbling Gang-Bangers Take Over New Mexico Town
With streets and alleyways now filled with up to eight feet (!!) of tumbleweeds who have invaded and are holding people hostage in their homes, will the government step in and use the military to remove the hostile roving plants?