MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD
News
My Teacher Was A Vampire
A kindergarten schoolteacher in Norway has been ejected after feeding her students her own blood. The difference between what you may read in the paper and what really happened is startling; are vampires infiltrating the Norwegian school system?
900 Dead Pigs
When bloated pig corpses began rising to the top of the HuangPu river in China, one of Shanghai's primary water sources, people didn't think much of it... but as the numbers climbed towards a thousand dead pigs in the water supply, eyebrows began to creep upwards as well. What is behind the mass slaughter of pigs in China?
UPDATE Since Broadcast: The number of dead pigs in the HuangPu river has grown to over 7000, and China is secretly calling for assistance from the armed forces of other major countries over whatever they've found! More to be discussed next week!
Giant Mosquitos To Invade Florida
A new mutant breed of mosquito known as the Galinipper is projected to invade Florida this summer season... with specimens as large as a house cat, they could suck pets to death and have already been implicated in the death of one Florida woman by puncturing her heart!
7 Gift-Wrapped Skulls
In Brazil, authorities are stumped by the appearance of human skulls, recently exhumed, wrapped in blood-red wrapping paper. Each skull has been discovered stashed in public places... what might this signify? We ask our Occult expert and our resident field reporter for their opinions.
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Listener Emails
Johnny writes to say he's a great fan of the show... and to ask about coming on as a guest with his new invention...
Bickly Peanuts writes to ask Alex Thurgood for some tickets promised him.
An Anonymous Listener asks Jay Rosell about some strange goings on in his local church.
