Druid Sacrifice Found In Central Park

The corpse of a bear cub who was ritually sacrificed was found in Central Park this Monday.  Police reports indicate that no bears have escaped from nearby facilities and that the area does not have a wild bear population.  What they are not telling the public, however, is that the wounds the bear cub suffered were matches for a Druidic cleansing ritual.  What was haunting Central Park?

Piranha With Human Teeth Found In Russia

What's more unexpected than fishing up a tropical piranha out of the local river?  How about a piranha with a human jaw and teeth?  Although this report mentions only one of these piranha being fished up from a river in Arkhangelsk, Russia, we have been contacted by several sources in the area that the waterways in and around Arkhangelsk are filling up with these fishy monsters.