DHP Episode - 7/12/2013 - Alex In A Bad Way

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

News

Heat Wave Kills Four By Drowning... In Sweat! 
Four picnickers literally sweated to death in Switzerland according to coroner's reports that the teens lungs were filled with their own sweat.

Mystery "Alien Corpse" Actually Infant Baboon
Many true-believers have had a blow struck directly to the belief-centers of their brain by news that the image is, in actuality, a baby baboon.

Strange "Alien" Is Actually Baboon

Man Arrested After Found Hiding In Septic Tank
An Oklahoma man was examined both physically and mentally after being discovered peering out of a women's portable toilet from the septic tank beneath.  The man claims he has no idea how he got down there...

And More! 

Special Topic

Alex Thurgood Hospitalized
Stay calm, folks, Alex is going to be okay - it's just a matter of how long until he wakes up and tells you himself how he came to be rushed by paramedics into emergency surgery during our investigation of the Idahoan Haunted Hospital over the past week.

Plus: Listener Emails

DHP Episode - 7/5/2013 - Spontaneous Human Temporary Teleportation

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

News

Petrified Bigfoot Head... Hoax?
A Utah man's find of a potentially petrified bigfoot noggin has been weighed in on by science.  Fact or Fiction?  Is it really an ancient preserved sasquatch head?  Tune in to find out! 

Raspberry Assault On Royal Mail Carriers
The walk to one man's door in the UK is lined, according to the Royal Mail delivery men and women in his area, with a violent shrubbery which threatens their health and well-being.  The owner of the offending flora has been ordered to prune it back a notch... but will he comply?

Oompa Loompa Attack Gets Day In Court
Hear the latest turn of events on the attack by Oompa Loompas on a man in Norwich last December. 

Special Topic

Spontaneous Human Temporary Teleportation

Listen as Michael Darkhallow relates some details of this newly named phenomenon straight from the Proclamadyne Institute's papers on the subject.  Do you have knowledge or experience with SHTT?  Use our Contact Us page to tell us about it!  We are seeking an expert to discuss it on a future program - and it may be YOU!

DHP Episode - 6/28/2013 - Shepherd's Bane

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Shepherd's Bane
A strange, sheep-eating plant is on the rise, and could change the world of textiles for the worse by forcing our wool-coated pals to evolve natural defenses to being impaled to death.

Dead Zones
As the world's oceans slowly develop ever larger dead-zones containing too little oxygen to support life as we know it, the Proclamadyne Institute's recent research into the subject highlights a new possible cause that may surprise you.

World War P 
With the world's privacy advocates at war with both Big Government and Big Corporations, it's no wonder that facial recognition technologies are now tracking our every move... but a company in Japan has developed glasses that block facial recognition.  Is this one step down the path to escalation of hostilities in World War P(rivacy)? 

Haunting Medical Research
Would you trust a dead doctor?   What if he'd recently announced the cure for a disease that is killing you?

And More! 

Listener Emails

Loves The Con writes to ask if DHP will be attending Dragon*Con this year.

DHP Episode - 6/21/2013 - The Mississippi Mud Man

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

News

Locals Still Puzzled Over Venezuelan Storm
Alex Thurgood is in Venezuela this week, working hard to prevent a perpetual thunderstorm that has plagued the country for centuries and could spell trouble for the entire world in the near future...

Death Valley Sailing Stones Stolen
Someone has made off with a couple of the mysterious rocks that are known to move across the mud flats on their own volition whenever nobody is looking amid reports of a strange flying object in the sky above the region...

Aeromancy and the Snowden Reveal
With the recent revelation of what all of us at DHP have known for some time about government spying on public and private electronic communications, new allegations are being aimed at whistle-blower Edward Snowden, claiming that he used a little-practiced type of divination known as aeromancy to procure much of the data he released...

The Mississippi Mud Man
Citizens in a small Mississippi town are experiencing a strange phenomenon in the seclusion of their own bathrooms; is a strange creature known now as the Mississippi Mud Man living in Cleveland septic tanks... or is it a simple publicity stunt to put Cleveland Mississippi on the tourist map?

And More! 

Listener Emails

 Brunhilda writes in to ask for more information about the crop circle behind the Darkhallow Studios.

Jose Whitlinsperro  asks about precautions to take in the event of a World War Z-like zombie outbreak.

DHP Episode - 6/14/2013 - A Message From Michael Darkhallow

A Word From The Currently Sick Michael Darkhallow
When your program is a talk program and your voice doesn't work so well, neither does the program.  Michael can talk - as evidenced by this brief message from him to you, our listeners - but he can't talk for long, and he says it hurts to do it at all.  Still, does he complain?  No!  In fact, he insisted on recording this message just for our loyal fans.