DHP Episode - 6/7/2013 - The Stare Of A Psychic Pet

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

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Psychic Dog Predicts Doom With Gloom
The team discusses the growing fame of psychic canine "Jaxxie" - the medium behind the "Psychic Jaxxie Readings and Fortunes" business in a small American community.  Is Jaxxie psychic, or just bored?

 UFO Inspects Volcano On Brink Of Eruption
 On May29th, as a host of scientific instruments overlooked the vista of PopoCatepetl volcano, a mysterious object appeared on film... flew over and around the peak... and then into the cone itself.  What are aliens wanting with our volcanoes?

Check out this video of the UFO in action! 

Strage Symbology: The Circumscription
Intrigued by one listener's email detailing an existence haunted by the rapid reoccurrence of a certain ancient and foreboding occult symbol, the circumscribed triangle, the Darkhallow team began investigating to see what, if any, additional shadows might darken the man's doorstep as a consequence.

Ghostly Graduation
Simple death didn't stop one student at Holy Ghost High from attending graduation... or from applying to university - and being accepted!  Will colleges need to open certain quotas for the recently deceased?

The PIIT Initiative 
The government's PIIT (Private Investigator Information Technologies)  initiative has rolled into Texas - which now requires by law that any computer repair person by a licensed private investigator with all of the pre-requisites that entails.  Why is the government wanting such a restriction on computer technicians?  Tune in to find out!

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Listener Email

Bobby writes in to ask how to get rid of a particularly parasitic carnivorous slug infesting their home.

DHP Episode - 5/31/2013 - Frenchman Turned Cannibal

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Snow White And The Montana Fisherman
Many people in Montana have begun reporting a suspicious looking pale-colored Yeti meandering about mischievously - often creating a nuisance of itself and going through trash.  But people are afraid to leave their homes...  What are the Montana state police doing about it?

Cannibal Of Grandma
​A french man accused of killing and then eating his grandmother is sitting in jail tonight... but did he make a secret confession - and does that confession mean that something supernatural is at work, or simply that he is very much insane?

Pink Man-Eating Slugs
In Australia, on a lonely and beautiful mountaintop, a creature so disgustingly terrifying has been discovered that you may just get a permanent case of twitches hearing about it...

Thawing Tundra
​After ​being thawed and revived in a laboratory, a 400 year old moss sample has gone missing.  Left behind is ample evidence that someone broke in and took it... or perhaps that someone... or something... broke out.

Cousin Wessie
​The Loch Ness Monster, also known adorably as Nessie, may have just been proven possible by the findings of a very similar, if much smaller scale, creature on the Isle of Wight.  Could this also lend credence to several tales of Christopher Columbus previously thought too fanciful to be true?​

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Listener Email

Many Listeners wrote in with their comments on the Pope Francis exorcism fiasco.  A select few are read on the program.​  Special thanks to ginger, jaylor415, RTAY, and _coeCoe_ for their submissions.

Dr. ​Stanson writes to inform us all that he was personally involved in early attempts by the U.S. military to transform spearmint into a biochemical weapon aimed at destabilizing foreign military potency.

DHP Episode - 5/24/2013 - Accidental Exorcism

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Weaponized Spearmint
A wrecked tanker truck on a deserted Kansas highway has revealed a potent and dangerous new chemical that could be used to bring large groups of people to their knees.

Mystery of the Black Dragon
Cryptomeria Black Dragon, the tree that was supposedly created at the death of the last dragon on Earth, has been smoking for the past five years... What have UNC scientists uncovered that could change the course of human history?  Listen to this episode to find out!

Brooklyn Bridge Monster
In the wake of DNA evidence proving the existence of Bigfoot, a lab has used samples taken from the Brooklyn Bridge Monster and the Montauk Monster... with startling results in the analysis..

"Big Foot" - The Greatest Threat To Privacy Ever?
What are the big shoe manufacturers putting into their soon-to-be-released products that could ensure Big Brother has it's eye on you... permanently? 

Accidental Exorcism 
​Pope Francis has been making headlines after laying hands on a wheelchair bound man after Mass this past Sunday.  Reports say that this man was demon-possessed, and that the Pope cast the entity out with barely any effort at all.  Is it true?​

Check out the video below and let us know your thoughts using our comment system!​

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DHP Episode - 5/17/2013 - Wormholes, Witches, and Zombies

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

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Here A Zombie, There A Zombie...
Even while a potential zombie outbreak occurs outside the Darkhallow Cabin, Michael and Jay discuss findings by archaeologists that strongly suggest zombies were prevalent during the stone age.  Jonothan Ambroseigh, the "Zombie Scholar" also weighs in with a dire prediction for the near future.

Swaziland Witch Ceiling
A new law on the books in Swaziland puts severe restrictions on an activity witches are fabled to engage in... and the witches of the world do not seem to be taking the news easily.  If you've been planning to travel through Swaziland, don't do it by air!

Anus Of The World
What's that foul smell coming from New Guinea?  It could be the so-called "anus of the world", a fissure discovered in the earth that emits gusts of fragrant (in a most unpleasant way), warm and moist air accompanied by rather convincing sound effects.

Manitoba Ice Attack
After several homes were destroyed by flows of ice in Manitoba, rumors are flying about the potential cause.  From ice giants throwing snowballs to an angry sheet of bloodthirsty ice, what really happened in Manitoba?  

This video shows the ice advancing, as if on a mission, towards homes...

The Brighton Wormhole
​​Using a web based system for reporting road problems for repair, a citizen sent detailed word to authorities about a mysterious portal on a public street that leads to alternate times or places.  Are authorities investigating?

Vulture Alert
Although not an actual hybrid of fish and animal, the Piranha Vulture, a small and agile version of the common scavenger bird with a special speed-eating beak, has reached critical population numbers in France... to the point that they are beginning to prey on people...

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DHP Episode - 5/10/2013 - Slick Wellies

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Slick Wellies
A strange phenomenon out of Ireland has transformed frequenters of the best bar in the world into the world's best gardeners.  How, you ask?  With a substance deposited into their boots when left outside the door as part of an old Iris tradition.

The Wooly Sheepsquatch
With Sheepsquatch sightings on the rise and the introduction of the "Hoary Sheepsquatch", it's yeti-like relative, new rumors are circulating about the possibility of riches to be found in the furry coat of a particularly wooly version said to be hoarded by wool farms in the U.S. southeast.

The Beige
​The latest crop of alleged UFO abductees all seem to be reporting a new type of alien similar to the Greys... but with a much improved sense of interior decor.  How much difference would it make to you if your captors were well dressed and tastefully made up?

​The Rubber Glove Effect
​All sorts of creepy self-animated behaviors of rubber apparel have been reported out of the San Francisco area lately.  One listener reports his fear of being strangled by a rubber dish glove in his sleep.  Is it time to lock up your waterproof wear until we have answers?

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Listener Email

Puzzled Planter writes in with a question to chill the spine of anyone who fears death by hanging or strangulation.​