DHP Episode - 4/25/2014 - The Swiss Army Ants

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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The Swiss Army Ants
What do you get when you mix tiny insects, challenging mountainous terrain, and a healthy dose of discipline? Ants that organize to disassemble platters of food and are even capable of incredible feats of locomotion.  Hear all about the most neutral country on Earth's secret army that you've never suspected!

Does This Melon Smell Like Goat To You?
Another end-of-the-world fanaticism is growing in Kenya, where a farmer discovered the horrific contents of a watermelon freshly cut from the vines just minutes before.  Tune in to share the horror and mystery of this find, and weigh in via our Contact Us page to tell us if YOU think this is a portent of the end times!

Nessie Spotted (Again?) On Google Maps
In what could potentially be some sort of an arrangement between the search giant and the near mythological creature, Nessie has once again photobombed satellite images of her fabled home Loch Ness.  Are these real or photoshopped fakes?  Take a look for yourself below and hear what the DHP crew thinks of these controversial pics.

Is this an image of Nessie (The Loch Ness Monster) photobombing on Google Maps? Let us know your thoughts!

All New Occult Corner Question

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DHP Episode - 2/14/2014 - The Mysterious MINGs

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

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The Flight Of The Yeti
Did packs of wild yeti migrate into the southeast United States during the past week's winter storm? If the accounts from travelers caught out in the near white-out conditions (in some areas) are to be believed, then YES!

The Mysterious M.I.N.G.s
Have YOU been visited by the Men In Neon Green over the past week?  If you have, then the odds are that you wouldn't even remember it.  If you've seen the M.I.N.G.s visiting others in your neighborhood, then the odds are that your memory has been… modified.

Phantasmal City Over Russia
In Bashkortostan Russia, or rather over Bashkortostan, a shimmering, quavering image of another place has appeared, with a skyline all its own.  In fact, described by dozens of Russian natives as mirage-like, the objects on the other side may be from another time altogether.  Here is a similar happening in China that is poorly explained as 'an optical illusion'.  DHP has no footage of the incident currently ongoing in Russia.

Strange Serpentine Off Coast Of Australia
Weather radar in Australia is showing a strange S-shaped phenomenon of the western coast of the continent that defies explanation.  Well, reasonable explanation, at least.  Could it be a sea-serpent?

DHP Episode - 5/31/2013 - Frenchman Turned Cannibal

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Snow White And The Montana Fisherman
Many people in Montana have begun reporting a suspicious looking pale-colored Yeti meandering about mischievously - often creating a nuisance of itself and going through trash.  But people are afraid to leave their homes...  What are the Montana state police doing about it?

Cannibal Of Grandma
​A french man accused of killing and then eating his grandmother is sitting in jail tonight... but did he make a secret confession - and does that confession mean that something supernatural is at work, or simply that he is very much insane?

Pink Man-Eating Slugs
In Australia, on a lonely and beautiful mountaintop, a creature so disgustingly terrifying has been discovered that you may just get a permanent case of twitches hearing about it...

Thawing Tundra
​After ​being thawed and revived in a laboratory, a 400 year old moss sample has gone missing.  Left behind is ample evidence that someone broke in and took it... or perhaps that someone... or something... broke out.

Cousin Wessie
​The Loch Ness Monster, also known adorably as Nessie, may have just been proven possible by the findings of a very similar, if much smaller scale, creature on the Isle of Wight.  Could this also lend credence to several tales of Christopher Columbus previously thought too fanciful to be true?​

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Listener Email

Many Listeners wrote in with their comments on the Pope Francis exorcism fiasco.  A select few are read on the program.​  Special thanks to ginger, jaylor415, RTAY, and _coeCoe_ for their submissions.

Dr. ​Stanson writes to inform us all that he was personally involved in early attempts by the U.S. military to transform spearmint into a biochemical weapon aimed at destabilizing foreign military potency.