DHP Episode - 5/31/2013 - Frenchman Turned Cannibal
MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD
News
Snow White And The Montana Fisherman
Many people in Montana have begun reporting a suspicious looking pale-colored Yeti meandering about mischievously - often creating a nuisance of itself and going through trash. But people are afraid to leave their homes... What are the Montana state police doing about it?
Cannibal Of Grandma
A french man accused of killing and then eating his grandmother is sitting in jail tonight... but did he make a secret confession - and does that confession mean that something supernatural is at work, or simply that he is very much insane?
Pink Man-Eating Slugs
In Australia, on a lonely and beautiful mountaintop, a creature so disgustingly terrifying has been discovered that you may just get a permanent case of twitches hearing about it...
Thawing Tundra
After being thawed and revived in a laboratory, a 400 year old moss sample has gone missing. Left behind is ample evidence that someone broke in and took it... or perhaps that someone... or something... broke out.
Cousin Wessie
The Loch Ness Monster, also known adorably as Nessie, may have just been proven possible by the findings of a very similar, if much smaller scale, creature on the Isle of Wight. Could this also lend credence to several tales of Christopher Columbus previously thought too fanciful to be true?
And More!
Listener Email
Many Listeners wrote in with their comments on the Pope Francis exorcism fiasco. A select few are read on the program. Special thanks to ginger, jaylor415, RTAY, and _coeCoe_ for their submissions.
Dr. Stanson writes to inform us all that he was personally involved in early attempts by the U.S. military to transform spearmint into a biochemical weapon aimed at destabilizing foreign military potency.