DHP Episode - 5/31/2013 - Frenchman Turned Cannibal

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Snow White And The Montana Fisherman
Many people in Montana have begun reporting a suspicious looking pale-colored Yeti meandering about mischievously - often creating a nuisance of itself and going through trash.  But people are afraid to leave their homes...  What are the Montana state police doing about it?

Cannibal Of Grandma
A french man accused of killing and then eating his grandmother is sitting in jail tonight... but did he make a secret confession - and does that confession mean that something supernatural is at work, or simply that he is very much insane?

Pink Man-Eating Slugs
In Australia, on a lonely and beautiful mountaintop, a creature so disgustingly terrifying has been discovered that you may just get a permanent case of twitches hearing about it...

Thawing Tundra
After ​being thawed and revived in a laboratory, a 400 year old moss sample has gone missing.  Left behind is ample evidence that someone broke in and took it... or perhaps that someone... or something... broke out.

Cousin Wessie
The Loch Ness Monster, also known adorably as Nessie, may have just been proven possible by the findings of a very similar, if much smaller scale, creature on the Isle of Wight.  Could this also lend credence to several tales of Christopher Columbus previously thought too fanciful to be true?​

And More!

Listener Email

Many Listeners wrote in with their comments on the Pope Francis exorcism fiasco.  A select few are read on the program.​  Special thanks to ginger, jaylor415, RTAY, and _coeCoe_ for their submissions.

Dr. ​Stanson writes to inform us all that he was personally involved in early attempts by the U.S. military to transform spearmint into a biochemical weapon aimed at destabilizing foreign military potency.

DHP Episode - 9/21/2012 - The Smog Monster

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell

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Smog Monster
The Rumor Mill is abuzz with talk of something stalking through the streets of LA obscured within a thick cloud of smog in the early hours.  With residents afraid to step out of their apartments in the affected areas, what is going on, and should we be afraid?

Dento-Ankular Implants
A disturbing trend of people coming home from dentist visits with a sore ankle after procedures involving Nitrous Oxide or other anesthetics commonly used.  This is reaching a fever pitch now that at least one such victim has found a transmitter attached to the bones of his ankle… with no signs of surgical procedure to have placed it there.

Bucky Balls Banned Due To Malicious Spirits
Ostensibly for the safety of our children, the magnetic toy known as Bucky Balls (also Bucky Cubes, Bucky Bars, and Bucky Bigs) have been banned at retailers in the U.S.  The general knowledge is that it is due to children swallowing them… but there appears to be a more sinister problem hidden within...

The Sasquatch Shrub
Not just a plant that looks like a sasquatch, there is a group of herbalists making claims that must be heard to be believed.  We'll be covering this one further in the future.

Listener Emails

Just Ashing wrote to ask Jay if consuming the ashes of a cremated human equates to cannibalism.

A Different Opinion wrote Michael with a question about the cause of the Darkhallow Crew's post-dragon*con illness.

DHP Friday The 13th Edition - 7/13/2012

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell, Alex Thurgood

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Friday The 13th
The team discusses some of the impacts of Friday the 13th, as well as when Friday the 13th is combined with a full moon...

This Water Is A Miracle In A Cup
Michael expresses his extreme displeasure at certain attempts to sell off bottled spring water as a miraculous substance that, when used as directed, will bring wealth upon the purchaser.

Bath Salt Massacres
Are local governments attempting to villainize a dangerous new artificial drug class known as Bath Salts by blaming them for the recent throng of cannibal-esque undead attacks in the USA? Will the federal government follow their lead eventually?

Is Korea Coming Out Of The Shamanism Closet?
Shamanism is making a big comeback in Korea... but are their reasons for practicing this ancient religion misguided? Can they really use the burial plots of their long deceased ancestors to survive the end of the world?

Eat Those Sorcerers! Yum!
A New Guinean Cannibal Cult may have just done the work of the evil sorcerers that they were trying to thwart... by eating them. Listen in to hear more!

Listener Emails

AtLeastItWasntADeadFish writes to ask about a package of aprons found inside a wall of their house...

WaitingForWord asks about strange goings on in a room once occupied by a now absent relative.

DHP Episode - 7/6/2012 - Slender In Seattle

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell, Alex Thurgood

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The Origins of Bigfoot
As it seems to be a hot topic currently, Michael gives a brief rundown of the way various regions of the world view what we know of as Bigfoot, and the team discusses the possible origins of the cryptid.

A Mass Marriage Made In Heaven
Eight ghosts were wed in a ceremony in Burka, which spurred a lively discussion about the merits of post-burial matrimony and its application in the occult world.

Unidentified Underwater Objects
With word buzzing about a newly discovered underwater "UFO", the team covers the story and the impending government coverup that is likely (and already rumored to be in progress).

China Newest Country To Face Random Cannibalism
Another seemingly random act of cannibalism in China sparks debate on the potential critical mass of zombies lurking within China's borders. Can over-indulgence in alcohol REALLY make you crave face that badly? (Really?)

Listener Emails

SlenderInSeattle wrote to describe a possible Slenderman sighting they personally experienced, and to ask if they should be afraid.

Anonymous Listener asked about the usefulness of a particularly powerful looking "Worry Box" spotted in an add.

DHP Episode - 6/15/2012 - Deadly Witchcraft?

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell, Alex Thurgood

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The Real Six(th) Sense Technology
While a new device dubbed "Six Sense" is making the news, our military has long employed a "Sixth Sense" technology that comes closer to ESP than you might imagine.

Yezidi And The Blue Peacock
Members of an ancient religion are seeking visas to enter the United States en masse may find themselves unwelcome due to the bad press and ill will enjoyed by other "Devil Worshippers" in the States over the years.

Never Too Sleepy For Witchcraft
Is African Sleeping Sickness, which is enjoying yet another fresh outbreak in Chad currently, really just a bit of deadly Witchcraft? The natives think so! But what does Jay think?

Listener Emails

ReadyButHopingNot wrote in to ask for more info around North Korean cannibalism.
Fly Away Blackbird writes about a mysterious crow that wont seem to leave them alone...