DHP Episode - 5/8/2014 - Two Humped Unicorn

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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DHP Moving to Mondays
DHP’s weekly program is moving from Friday to Monday, effective immediately due to conflicting schedules and general life happenings.  We sincerely hope this does not adversely impact any of our listeners. 

Two Humped Unicorn
The icon of a fringe middle-eastern religion has been recently excavated in the area and identified, somewhat loosely, as an authentic two-humped camel… with a unicorn style horn atop its skull… Of what significance is this find?  Tune in and find out!

Doubling Down on Cremation
With a looming deadline of June 1 for burials, a massive suicide wave is sweeping China… purportedly people trying to get into the ground before they are no longer permitted to.  What after June 1 though?  Cremations.  Not just any cremations, however - but a special double cremation mandatory under a “20 minute rule” time constraint.  And how is this paranormal, you ask?  We point to the child that recently awoke at its own funeral… and then outline how all of this ties closely with the little known USA contingency plan CONOP 8888.  This is a discussion you won’t want to miss!

The Derwezeian Hell Hole
Turkmenistan is home to little more interesting and frightening than a portal that soviet drilling efforts opened in 1971… leading all the way down into hell itself.  Listen for the details of Alex’s visit to Durweze and the edge of the hole, and check out the following video to get a glimpse for yourself.

Plus - A Chocolate Milk Raging Rat, and More!

DHP Episode - 9/21/2012 - The Smog Monster

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell

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Smog Monster
The Rumor Mill is abuzz with talk of something stalking through the streets of LA obscured within a thick cloud of smog in the early hours.  With residents afraid to step out of their apartments in the affected areas, what is going on, and should we be afraid?

Dento-Ankular Implants
A disturbing trend of people coming home from dentist visits with a sore ankle after procedures involving Nitrous Oxide or other anesthetics commonly used.  This is reaching a fever pitch now that at least one such victim has found a transmitter attached to the bones of his ankle… with no signs of surgical procedure to have placed it there.

Bucky Balls Banned Due To Malicious Spirits
Ostensibly for the safety of our children, the magnetic toy known as Bucky Balls (also Bucky Cubes, Bucky Bars, and Bucky Bigs) have been banned at retailers in the U.S.  The general knowledge is that it is due to children swallowing them… but there appears to be a more sinister problem hidden within...

The Sasquatch Shrub
Not just a plant that looks like a sasquatch, there is a group of herbalists making claims that must be heard to be believed.  We'll be covering this one further in the future.

Listener Emails

Just Ashing wrote to ask Jay if consuming the ashes of a cremated human equates to cannibalism.

A Different Opinion wrote Michael with a question about the cause of the Darkhallow Crew's post-dragon*con illness.