DHP Episode - 9/21/2012 - The Smog Monster

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell

News

Smog Monster
The Rumor Mill is abuzz with talk of something stalking through the streets of LA obscured within a thick cloud of smog in the early hours.  With residents afraid to step out of their apartments in the affected areas, what is going on, and should we be afraid?

Dento-Ankular Implants
A disturbing trend of people coming home from dentist visits with a sore ankle after procedures involving Nitrous Oxide or other anesthetics commonly used.  This is reaching a fever pitch now that at least one such victim has found a transmitter attached to the bones of his ankle… with no signs of surgical procedure to have placed it there.

Bucky Balls Banned Due To Malicious Spirits
Ostensibly for the safety of our children, the magnetic toy known as Bucky Balls (also Bucky Cubes, Bucky Bars, and Bucky Bigs) have been banned at retailers in the U.S.  The general knowledge is that it is due to children swallowing them… but there appears to be a more sinister problem hidden within...

The Sasquatch Shrub
Not just a plant that looks like a sasquatch, there is a group of herbalists making claims that must be heard to be believed.  We'll be covering this one further in the future.

Listener Emails

Just Ashing wrote to ask Jay if consuming the ashes of a cremated human equates to cannibalism.

A Different Opinion wrote Michael with a question about the cause of the Darkhallow Crew's post-dragon*con illness.