DHP Episode - 5/8/2014 - Two Humped Unicorn

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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DHP Moving to Mondays
DHP’s weekly program is moving from Friday to Monday, effective immediately due to conflicting schedules and general life happenings.  We sincerely hope this does not adversely impact any of our listeners. 

Two Humped Unicorn
The icon of a fringe middle-eastern religion has been recently excavated in the area and identified, somewhat loosely, as an authentic two-humped camel… with a unicorn style horn atop its skull… Of what significance is this find?  Tune in and find out!

Doubling Down on Cremation
With a looming deadline of June 1 for burials, a massive suicide wave is sweeping China… purportedly people trying to get into the ground before they are no longer permitted to.  What after June 1 though?  Cremations.  Not just any cremations, however - but a special double cremation mandatory under a “20 minute rule” time constraint.  And how is this paranormal, you ask?  We point to the child that recently awoke at its own funeral… and then outline how all of this ties closely with the little known USA contingency plan CONOP 8888.  This is a discussion you won’t want to miss!

The Derwezeian Hell Hole
Turkmenistan is home to little more interesting and frightening than a portal that soviet drilling efforts opened in 1971… leading all the way down into hell itself.  Listen for the details of Alex’s visit to Durweze and the edge of the hole, and check out the following video to get a glimpse for yourself.

Plus - A Chocolate Milk Raging Rat, and More!

DHP Episode 5/16/2014 - The End Of HAARP

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

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The End Of HAARP
Word has come in to congress that the US Air Force is decommissioning the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Project, calling it "completed" and indicating that they no longer have a use for it as they have devised other means to achieve total weather control via the ionosphere.  We have it on good authority of what the new method is… and you won't believe it.

Deep Sea Vehicle Destroyed 6 Miles Down
The Nereus, a deep see autonomous exploration vehicle, has been reported as destroyed by the scientists monitoring its feeds while it descended into the oceanic depths northeast of New Zealand.  What you won't hear elsewhere is what the video feeds revealed just prior to the loss of all communication from the unmanned vessel.

The Sea May Claim Our Most Valuable Land
If you own seaside land, you may want to hear this discussion, as recent events have infuriated the Old Man Of The Sea to the point where he has promised to take our most valuable property (real estate) from us in retaliation…

Plus - discussion of the Louisville Goat Man, Psychic Listener Emails, and More!

DHP Episode - 11/30/2012 - The Unicorn Graveyard

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Beware The Jabberwock
People venturing into the southeastern Alaskan forest have come back with bite marks resembling that of a shark attack victim, and babbling about eyes in the darkness, staring back at them.  The team discusses this creature, being referred to by some as the Jabberwock, and what it could be hiding out in the dense darkness of Alaska's wood.

Murphysboro Mud Monster
Another creature striking fear into the hearts of people in the area - this time in Murphysboro Illinois, has been described as a large white-haired beast that leaves a black oily mud-like ooze in its wake.  With the citizens of Murphysboro terrified, the local police have initiated a "manhunt" for the creature - which had lain low for more than a quarter century before its recent resurfacing around the town.

Media Stumbles Over Home Explosion
Since an Indiana home recently exploded, the resulting media circus has been amusing at best, and ridiculous at worst.  Time after time the story has been changing - is it a gas explosion, a drug lab, a freak accident involving a jumbo can of expired baked beans and a fireplace?  The team has a pretty good idea what it is, and we should all be very afraid.

Man-Made Martian Plastics
The recent discovery of synthetic petroleum-based plastics on Mars has sparked a debate about the origins of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

The Unicorn Graveyard
What has North Korea uncovered within their borders, and why is Jay Rosell concerned that North Korea may now be one of the prime candidates for destroying the world over the next few weeks?  Listen to find out!