DHP Episode - 7/12/2013 - Alex In A Bad Way

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

News

Heat Wave Kills Four By Drowning... In Sweat! 
Four picnickers literally sweated to death in Switzerland according to coroner's reports that the teens lungs were filled with their own sweat.

Mystery "Alien Corpse" Actually Infant Baboon
Many true-believers have had a blow struck directly to the belief-centers of their brain by news that the image is, in actuality, a baby baboon.

Strange "Alien" Is Actually Baboon

Man Arrested After Found Hiding In Septic Tank
An Oklahoma man was examined both physically and mentally after being discovered peering out of a women's portable toilet from the septic tank beneath.  The man claims he has no idea how he got down there...

And More! 

Special Topic

Alex Thurgood Hospitalized
Stay calm, folks, Alex is going to be okay - it's just a matter of how long until he wakes up and tells you himself how he came to be rushed by paramedics into emergency surgery during our investigation of the Idahoan Haunted Hospital over the past week.

Plus: Listener Emails

DHP Episode - 4/5/2013 - The Slobberer

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

The Slobberer
​​In the wake of multiple Flickerlights sightings over the past weeks, many DHP listeners have begun reporting frightening experiences with a shadowy figure in the middle of the night...  What is this sinister apparition doing that petrifies victims so?  Here is a hand-sketched Listener depiction of a Slobberer visitation he recently suffered:

Pillows-eye view depiction of Slobberer attack.​

The Cats That Run The Place
​Budapest is the new home of a special cafe that caters to coffee and tea drinkers like any other cafe, but whose proprietors are a sophisticated family of felines with special gear and talents for the brewing business.

Orang Of A Different Color
​Reports out of Sumatra indicate that a guerilla force of Orang Pendak, a tiny version of bigfoot local to that area known for a particularly strong love of fruit and disregard for the law, is building up.  Could this be prelude to an invasion of Hungary?​

Neptune... King Of The Sea?
​Scientists working on the DNA materials of the 120 foot tongue that recently flopped ashore in Australia (currently the subject of a massive coverup by the Australian Tourism Board) have made tentative links between this and two other beasts so powerful... that they have dubbed the unknown specimen Neptune!

And More!