DHP Episode - 11/29/2013 - The Cyclopsean Manuscript

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

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The Cyclopsean Manuscript

Russian archaeologists have dug up what first appeared to be an ancient stone tablet… but what secrets have, so far, been uncovered that rock the foundation of what we know about Earth's history?

New Breed Of Pygmy Hippos
In a patch of rainforest only recently discovered, a new type of Hippo has been found that breaks all the rules that you thought applied to Hippos.

LAPD Zombie Scare
The Los Angeles police have begun spreading around videos they claim are designed to attract the public's attention to locking their car doors… but is the real agenda to further desensitize an already zombie-loving (at least while they aren't thought real) populace to the very probable coming zombie invasion?

Plus: God Vs. Satan in Mexico, SmartWigs from Japan, and an update on Jay and Alex!

DHP Episode - 11/22/2013 - A Whale Of A Worm

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

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Zombie Checkpoint
Recent "voluntary" (some might say illegal) traffic stops made by the TSA in south Texas in the past week may have, in fact, been a super-secret attempt to detect the infectious zombie virus heading north from the border...

Meat Mummies
An alternative theory regarding the mer-mummy discussed last week in light of recent discoveries that certain egyptian burial practices called for the inclusion of a humanoid food supply within their tomb.

A Whale Of A Worm
Michael Darkhallow puts the smack down on a recent cryptozoological tale involving massive monster worm creatures bursting out of the earth in Vietnam.  Not only was it not in Vietnam... but it wasn't a worm coming up out of the ground either!

UFO Highway Video
A citizen filmed what they claim is a UFO in the skies near Area 51 along the Extraterrestrial Highway (Nevada Highway 375).  Watch below, and let us know what YOU think it actually is totally anonymously through our Contact Us page.

DHP Episode - 11/15/2013 - The Hollow Moon

Hosts: MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

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Robotic Suicide
What happens when a technologically advanced robot is required to spend all of its time vacuuming a small apartment?

Biocentrist Professor Proves Afterlife
Using the power of quantum physics and the ideas of Biocentrism, a prominent professor in the field of proving the afterlife has… proven the afterlife!  Tune in for details.

The Hollow Moon
Scientists have put their finger on the cause of our moon's near surface being much more scarred than the far side, and that reason is the honeycomb of passages, caverns, and who-knows-what-else beneath it's near-side surface!

Plus: 160 Missing Sheep, an Update on the Desert Mer-Mummy, and more!

DHP Episode - 11/08/2013 - Gloucestershire 999

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

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The 666 Bib
 Kentucky student assigned the number 666 in a track meet refused to run wearing the biblically ominous digits.  Was it the right decision?

Six-Tailed Comet Baffles
 Astronomers monitoring asteroid P/2013 P5 moving through our solar system have been puzzled over the shimmering jets, like comet tails, that shoot out of it as it changes trajectory on its way across the heavens.  Is it truly just an asteroid?

Gloucestershire 999
Calls have been flooding into 999 emergency call centers in Gloucestershire where police appear unconcerned over claims of werewolves, witches, ghosts, and other foul play within their jurisdiction...

Plus: Dissolving Starfish, Millions of Bees, and more!

DHP Episode - 10/31/2013 - Noah's Deathtrap

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Noah's Deathtrap
 The shipwrecked remnants of what may be Noah's Ark has been found, but looks startlingly like an animal graveyard...

Fire Sprites On The Inside
 A previously declared death by Spontaneous Human Combustion appears to now be confirmed not to have been SHC at all… but a severe case of sprite-induced heartburn.

Massive Silent Fang Recall
 In a strange twist, a large manufacturer of wax vampire fangs is frantically trying to recall the popular Halloween treats… all the while not saying a word about the recall to anyone.  The problem?  An unexpected additive in the blood-red dye of the lips.

And More!