New Quantum Theory Confirms Closet Fears

Now gaining in acceptance within scientific circles, a relatively new theory, the "Many Interacting Worlds" theory of the universe, asserts that not only are their entire universes unseen by most that are all around us, but that they can indeed reach out and touch our own.  Some of the research being done into this area include scenarios where a child's closet is monitored overnight...

"Cult" Spots Jesus, Links With Slender Man

Among the many less well-known religious sects out there today is the Church of the Perpetual Presence, whose chief tenant is that Jesus Christ is still walking among us, posing as major figures throughout human history.  Their latest spotting of the Big J?  Slender Man.  The cover up on this one is so tight, our links keep getting deleted.  But we will discuss it on this week's DHP.

Giving A Whole New Meaning To Software Bugs

Against the backdrop of a world wracked by fear of a mysterious ebola-like virus, word has begun spreading of a new type of infection - or rather infestation - able to be spread from phone to phone via the popular act of taking photos of one's self and sending it to others.  It's a new breed of head lice, and the first creature ever to be able to digitize and transmit itself from one person to another over the airwaves.  Unsurprisingly, authorities are forcing media outlets to beef up the disinformation on this, as the truth could cause one of our modern day major infrastructures for communication to be abandoned.

Secret Society Seeks To Build Private Cryptozoological Zoo

For decades, hunters of cryptozoological specimens in the wild have arrived at the scene of recent sightings only to discover that a mysterious person or persons beat them to the punch.  Recent discoveries, such as the plot of the National History Museum in London to "steal" Nessie from Loch Ness, betray links from this shadowy organization to critical national infrastructures in Europe.

New Massive Spider Colony Discovered

When geologists uncovered a massive cavern beneath Texas filled with rope-sized spider silks and littered with bones of many animals, they quickly decided to keep the story from the press.  As leaks slowly develop and the public becomes aware, links to the 2009 infestation in far-flung Baltimore are difficult to ignore.  Is there a giant mother-spider living beneath the USA?

This Week In "Ebola"

As both the virus, and the panic, of "ebola" spreads we see how the US government is slowly but surely reacting to the problem.  The CDC has finally acknowledged that the zombie strain is unlike regular ebola and can be spread without physical contact.  In the wake of a new case of "ebola" appearing in New York, states have started implementing quarantine procedures - all of which mirror the zombie disaster plans of their respective states.  Even the military has started quarantining their own.