Bookstore Poltergeist Traps Tourist

An American tourist found himself the prisoner of a bookstore spook in London.  The man, oblivious to the fact that there was a ghost in the bookstore with him, found himself trapped so began taking photos and posting to social media to get the attention of someone who could let him out.  Police eventually arrived and let the man out - everything seemed fine until someone noticed that all the photos the man took while trapped contained the image of a ghost.

ISIS Beginning Campaign Against Vatican?

ISIS has now demonstrated that it has operatives in the Holy City. The ISIS flag was planted prominently within the Vatican and seen by hundreds of tourists before Church officials could take it down.  The photos the tourists took have started to trickle onto the internet, one even appearing on an ISIS issued magazine.  Does this signal the beginning of an ISIS invasion of Rome?

Scientists Discover Humanity's Alien Heritage

A new paper published in the BMC Evolutionary Biology details a team of scientist's discovery of a missing link in human ancestry.  Fossils of water creatures, completely alien to anything on earth today, have been found to be a 98 percent match to our DNA.  That's closer than chimps and humans.  You can read some of what they were willing to publish here.

Unmanned Spacecraft X-37B Back From Wormhole Experiment

Safely home after a clandestine trip to parts unknown, the X-37B experimental spacecraft reappeared in Earth's orbit and is expected to make landfall later this week.  Although the official story provided by the U.S. Air Force claims that the X-37B is simply a prototype of a reusable spacecraft, the ship's launch over two years ago caused a stir in the amateur astronomer community.  A few months after the ship entered orbit, the X-37B vanished from hobbyist's telescopes only to reappear earlier this month.  Leaked documents point towards the X-37B being the first test flight of the U.S. Air Force's wormhole propulsion drive.

Advancements In Memory Manipulation Catching Up To Reality

Exclusive technology employed by FBI SWAT has been recreated in the lab.  Scientists pioneering in the field of memory manipulation have developed a process whereby beams of light can erase memories in mice and leave them highly suggestible.  It won't be long until this technology catches up to weaponized version incorporated in FBI flashbang grenades.

Arctic Bacteria Gives Proof Of Ancient Advanced Civilization

A recent study of Arctic microbes uncovered evidence of an ancient industrial revolution.  Long thought to have evolved in response to the human industrial revolution, the mercury consuming bacteria was found to be much older than modern human civilization.  Until further testing is done, we can only speculate on whether this advanced prehistoric civilization was human or alien.