DHP Episode - 8/30/2013 - Geneto-Mnemonic Bird-Brains

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

News

Megameasles Outbreak
Everything, it seems, truly is bigger in Texas - including the measles, an affliction that was thought to be eradicated with the advent of it's vaccination decades ago.  However, in the wake of a certain mega-church preaching the evils of vaccination, more than twenty people have become critically infected with this relic of a disease from the mid-1900's… and the church is blaming science!  

One Million Engineered Super-Bugs
A bug-farm in China was damaged by unknown persons, releasing some 1 million (possibly more) genetically-modified and extremely well-fed cockroaches into the wilds of nearby farmlands.  While Chinese officials scramble to put together a military team capable of combatting the special capabilities of these creepy-crawlies, the DHP crew is quietly bringing you the inside scoop.

Geneto-Mnemonic Bird-Brains?
Several independent studies at universities around the world have put together a picture of how birds retain memory not only over time, but in between generations that is, frankly, amazing - and nearly unbelievable.  Do birds encode some memories within their genetics so that they can be passed on to their offspring?  Listen in as we discuss the evidence, and decide for yourself.

At Last: Government Mind Control Methods Proven
Experiments at the University of Washington at Seattle have proven what we've all known for decades now: that mind control over another individual is not only possible, but is practical!

And More!

 

DHP Episode - 4/5/2013 - The Slobberer

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

The Slobberer
​In the wake of multiple Flickerlights sightings over the past weeks, many DHP listeners have begun reporting frightening experiences with a shadowy figure in the middle of the night...  What is this sinister apparition doing that petrifies victims so?  Here is a hand-sketched Listener depiction of a Slobberer visitation he recently suffered:

Pillows-eye view depiction of Slobberer attack.​

Pillows-eye view depiction of Slobberer attack.​

The Cats That Run The Place
​Budapest is the new home of a special cafe that caters to coffee and tea drinkers like any other cafe, but whose proprietors are a sophisticated family of felines with special gear and talents for the brewing business.

Orang Of A Different Color
​Reports out of Sumatra indicate that a guerilla force of Orang Pendak, a tiny version of bigfoot local to that area known for a particularly strong love of fruit and disregard for the law, is building up.  Could this be prelude to an invasion of Hungary?​

Neptune... King Of The Sea?
​Scientists working on the DNA materials of the 120 foot tongue that recently flopped ashore in Australia (currently the subject of a massive coverup by the Australian Tourism Board) have made tentative links between this and two other beasts so powerful... that they have dubbed the unknown specimen Neptune!

And More!

DHP Episode - 3/15/2013 - Pigs In A River

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

My Teacher Was A Vampire
A kindergarten schoolteacher in Norway has been ejected after feeding her students her own blood.  The difference between what you may read in the paper and what really happened is startling; are vampires infiltrating the Norwegian school system?

900 Dead Pigs
When bloated pig corpses began rising to the top of the HuangPu river in China, one of Shanghai's primary water sources, people didn't think much of it... but as the numbers climbed towards a thousand dead pigs in the water supply, eyebrows began to creep upwards as well.  What is behind the mass slaughter of pigs in China?
UPDATE Since Broadcast:​ The number of dead pigs in the HuangPu river has grown to over 7000, and China is secretly calling for assistance from the armed forces of other major countries over whatever they've found!  More to be discussed next week!

Giant Mosquitos To Invade Florida
A new mutant breed of mosquito known as the Galinipper is projected to invade Florida this summer season... with specimens as large as a house cat, they could suck pets to death and have already been implicated in the death of one Florida woman by puncturing her heart!

7 Gift-Wrapped Skulls
​In Brazil, authorities are stumped by the appearance of human skulls, recently exhumed, wrapped in blood-red wrapping paper.  Each skull has been discovered stashed in public places... what might this signify?  We ask our Occult expert and our resident field reporter for their opinions.

And More!

Listener Emails

​Johnny writes to say he's a great fan of the show... and to ask about coming on as a guest with his new invention...

Bickly Peanuts writes to ask Alex Thurgood for some tickets promised him.

An Anonymous Listener asks Jay Rosell about some strange goings on in his local church.

DHP Episode - 2/22/2013 - Classic Episode: September 16 2011

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

STUDIO MOVE - Part 5 - Final Move Week

As of next week, we return to fresh new episodes of DHP out of our new studio in Sleepy Hollow!  For now, enjoy this final classic episode from: September 16 2011.

We are all looking forward to bringing you new news topics with the uniquely unclouded and revealing perspective that only Darkhallow Paranatural brings.

Included in this classic episode:

Sheep-Goat Hybrid Animals

Psychic Sheep

Crazed Meat-Eater Spotted in Wal-Mart

A Florida Vampir

And more!

DHP Episode - 2/8/2013 - Classic Episode: August 8 2011

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

STUDIO MOVE - Part 3

Still caught up in migrating to the new Darkhallow studio location, join us for a look back at another classic episode of DHP, this time from August 8 2011.

Included in this classic episode:

Orange Goo Invades Alaska

NASA Probe Uncovers Virus Deep Within Asteroid

Science Plays God

The Missouri Monster

And more!